I did a thing…
the idea that Drax is just sitting there listening to Talk Dirty to Me and not reacting to it is more hilarious than Groot dancing to it.
"Drax, buddy, why do you keep listening to this?"
"I’m trying to understand why he would want her to speak unclean words. And which words? Mud? Dust? Grime?"
"Different kind of dirty, man."
"You mean deception."
he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy
I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.
I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”
Prince Hans chuckled to himself, softly taking a hand to his jacket and adjusting it with a slight, yet firm tug. “You ready?”
Mitt looked Hans in the eyes with a glance.
"Ah Hans the real question is, is America ready?"
He felt himself smirk, and soon enough his eyes met Mitt’s, too.
"For Obama, yes."
kill bruh kill
who kill my bruh
It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face.
Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?
this is terrific you nerds
I hate everything